Rajni Saar

• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

• When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

• There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

• Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

• Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

• Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 

• Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 

• Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 

• Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 

• Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 

• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 

• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

• Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 

• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.  
• Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 

• Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 

• Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 

• Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

• Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

• Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. 

• Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. 

• Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 

• Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 

• Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 

• The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

• Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.

• Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

• Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

• Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth. 

• Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.

• Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.

• Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

• Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.

• Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

• Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.

• Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.

• Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. 

• Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.

• Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.

• Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. 

• Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

• Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. 

• Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

•  Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

• Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

• Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. 

• Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

• Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 18 seconds.

• Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

• When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

• Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.

• Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

•  Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.

• Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.

• Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon. 

• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

• Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog. 

• Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. 

• Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.

• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

• Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.

• Rajinikanth can strangle you with a CD